?

Log in

No account? Create an account

ccfinlay

A Contest

« previous entry | next entry »
Feb. 21st, 2007 | 09:30 pm

This kerfluffle involving a scrotum
And some nutty librarians
-- note 'em:
You think speech is free?
That's a phallusy.
Bag the words that you want, they won't tote 'em.

I'm still convinced that librarians are, by and large, our friends. In order to make it possible for them to stock that Newberry Award winning book, we need to accustom people to the word "scrotum." To which end, I'm announcing a contest for most creative use of the word "scrotum" in a poem or limerick.

Go nuts in the comments. The deadline is midnight tomorrow.

Link | Leave a comment |

Comments {69}

Erastes

(no subject)

from: erastes
date: Feb. 23rd, 2007 07:45 pm (UTC)
Link

I know I'm late, and I don't mind and all that but I wanted to join in and voice my approval of this post and say how great all the poems are!

Here's mine.

"It's a scrotum, dear boy," said his mother.
"But it's rude, so you must use another,
"Call them cobblers or balls,
"Or male profiteroles,
"But with scrotum you'll piss off Big Brother."

Reply | Thread