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Feb. 21st, 2007 | 09:30 pm

This kerfluffle involving a scrotum
And some nutty librarians
-- note 'em:
You think speech is free?
That's a phallusy.
Bag the words that you want, they won't tote 'em.

I'm still convinced that librarians are, by and large, our friends. In order to make it possible for them to stock that Newberry Award winning book, we need to accustom people to the word "scrotum." To which end, I'm announcing a contest for most creative use of the word "scrotum" in a poem or limerick.

Go nuts in the comments. The deadline is midnight tomorrow.

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anniegee

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from: anniegee
date: Feb. 23rd, 2007 02:42 pm (UTC)
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I think I'm past the deadline, and I didn't compose this, but all this kerfuffle reminds me of a song I once knew...

(bum-bum-bump...)
Scrotum! Scrotum!
Happy little bag of skin!
Scrotum! Scrotum!
Keeps your little testes in!
Scrotum! Scrotum!
Come along and play with 'em!

(accompanied by hand-claps and a cheery little tune...)

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