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Feb. 21st, 2007 | 09:30 pm

This kerfluffle involving a scrotum
And some nutty librarians
-- note 'em:
You think speech is free?
That's a phallusy.
Bag the words that you want, they won't tote 'em.

I'm still convinced that librarians are, by and large, our friends. In order to make it possible for them to stock that Newberry Award winning book, we need to accustom people to the word "scrotum." To which end, I'm announcing a contest for most creative use of the word "scrotum" in a poem or limerick.

Go nuts in the comments. The deadline is midnight tomorrow.

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Silver Adept

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from: silveradept
date: Feb. 22nd, 2007 06:56 pm (UTC)

Reading all these tickles the funny bone. And thus:

The last time that I checked,
If I hear "My scrotum's been wrecked!",
I don't ask why,
This particular guy,
Was being anatomically correct.

It's not nearly as poetic as some of the other offerings, but it's hopefully at least true.

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