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Feb. 21st, 2007 | 09:30 pm

This kerfluffle involving a scrotum
And some nutty librarians
-- note 'em:
You think speech is free?
That's a phallusy.
Bag the words that you want, they won't tote 'em.

I'm still convinced that librarians are, by and large, our friends. In order to make it possible for them to stock that Newberry Award winning book, we need to accustom people to the word "scrotum." To which end, I'm announcing a contest for most creative use of the word "scrotum" in a poem or limerick.

Go nuts in the comments. The deadline is midnight tomorrow.

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James Stevens-Arce

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from: jim0052
date: Feb. 22nd, 2007 02:51 pm (UTC)
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An Illinois man from Pesotum
Was endowed with a generous scrotum
Though big as a Chevy
His balls were not heavy
In fact, in the water, they'd float him

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