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Feb. 21st, 2007 | 09:30 pm

This kerfluffle involving a scrotum
And some nutty librarians
-- note 'em:
You think speech is free?
That's a phallusy.
Bag the words that you want, they won't tote 'em.

I'm still convinced that librarians are, by and large, our friends. In order to make it possible for them to stock that Newberry Award winning book, we need to accustom people to the word "scrotum." To which end, I'm announcing a contest for most creative use of the word "scrotum" in a poem or limerick.

Go nuts in the comments. The deadline is midnight tomorrow.

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Marissa Lingen

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from: mrissa
date: Feb. 22nd, 2007 12:08 pm (UTC)
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This is just for the snake to say--
I have bitten
the scrotum
that was on
your dog

And which
he was probably
hoping
I wouldn't.

Forgive me
it was so delicious
so salty
and somewhat cooler than the ambient body temperature.

Sorry. The WCW thing, it goes on autopilot some mornings.

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Rae Carson

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from: raecarson
date: Feb. 22nd, 2007 04:32 pm (UTC)
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*mrisloff*

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Kij

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from: kijjohnson
date: Jan. 18th, 2008 08:58 pm (UTC)
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Yet another reason I am prepared to have your baby.

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Marissa Lingen

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from: mrissa
date: Jan. 18th, 2008 09:28 pm (UTC)
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I should keep a list of people who are willing to have my baby, for someday when I have one and would like someone else to have it for awhile on a Tuesday afternoon.

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