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Feb. 21st, 2007 | 09:30 pm

This kerfluffle involving a scrotum
And some nutty librarians
-- note 'em:
You think speech is free?
That's a phallusy.
Bag the words that you want, they won't tote 'em.

I'm still convinced that librarians are, by and large, our friends. In order to make it possible for them to stock that Newberry Award winning book, we need to accustom people to the word "scrotum." To which end, I'm announcing a contest for most creative use of the word "scrotum" in a poem or limerick.

Go nuts in the comments. The deadline is midnight tomorrow.

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Rae Carson

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from: raecarson
date: Feb. 22nd, 2007 04:50 am (UTC)
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Your huge soft walnut
Sweet scrotal fruit in my teeth
Wait. Not mine. The snake's.

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Leah Bobet

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from: leahbobet
date: Feb. 22nd, 2007 04:52 am (UTC)
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Hah!

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Marsha

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from: msisolak
date: Feb. 22nd, 2007 04:57 am (UTC)
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I feel sorry for somebody.

Like maybe the snake. Surely it was hoping for something bigger and a bit more lively.

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Leah Bobet

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from: leahbobet
date: Feb. 22nd, 2007 05:02 am (UTC)
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Small servings are all the rage these days.

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Rae Carson

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from: raecarson
date: Feb. 22nd, 2007 05:04 am (UTC)
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At least it tasted like chicken.

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Marsha

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from: msisolak
date: Feb. 22nd, 2007 05:09 am (UTC)
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I'll take the snake's word for it.

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Marsha

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from: msisolak
date: Feb. 22nd, 2007 05:15 am (UTC)
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And Rae?

A special linky just for you and Charlie.

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Rae Carson

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from: raecarson
date: Feb. 22nd, 2007 05:17 am (UTC)
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You RAWK.

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from: hkneale
date: Feb. 22nd, 2007 08:54 am (UTC)
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Rocky Mountain Oysters.

They will serve them in Utah.

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