?

Log in

No account? Create an account

ccfinlay

A Contest

« previous entry | next entry »
Feb. 21st, 2007 | 09:30 pm

This kerfluffle involving a scrotum
And some nutty librarians
-- note 'em:
You think speech is free?
That's a phallusy.
Bag the words that you want, they won't tote 'em.

I'm still convinced that librarians are, by and large, our friends. In order to make it possible for them to stock that Newberry Award winning book, we need to accustom people to the word "scrotum." To which end, I'm announcing a contest for most creative use of the word "scrotum" in a poem or limerick.

Go nuts in the comments. The deadline is midnight tomorrow.

Link | Leave a comment |

Comments {69}

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananphone

Here via cmpriest!

from: lubedpumpkin
date: Feb. 22nd, 2007 04:22 am (UTC)
Link

Great Hercules cavorted with ease,
His codpiece flapping in the breeze.
When asked, "Why so jolly?"
He replied, "'Tis no folly!"
"Just airing my great Testicles!"

*bows*

Reply | Thread

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananphone

Re: Here via cmpriest!

from: lubedpumpkin
date: Feb. 22nd, 2007 04:26 am (UTC)
Link

Of course, I didn't use the word scrotum in there at all, did I? Well, when I'm on a roll... :]

Reply | Parent | Thread

C. C. Finlay

Re: Here via cmpriest!

from: ccfinlay
date: Feb. 22nd, 2007 04:40 am (UTC)
Link

Yes, but you get extra credit for the icon.

Reply | Parent | Thread