And some nutty librarians -- note 'em:
You think speech is free?
That's a phallusy.
Bag the words that you want, they won't tote 'em.
I'm still convinced that librarians are, by and large, our friends. In order to make it possible for them to stock that Newberry Award winning book, we need to accustom people to the word "scrotum." To which end, I'm announcing a contest for most creative use of the word "scrotum" in a poem or limerick.
Go nuts in the comments. The deadline is midnight tomorrow.