Best. Con. Evar.
Thanks to con com sallytuppence and publicity chair clarkesworld.
ETA: Just got off the phone with raecarson, who was interrupted by tanaise, jmeadows, everyonesakitty, mrissa, and probably some other folks, and now I'm feeling even more in the Bittercon spirit.
At least I can go to the Plant Your Ass Back In Your Chair And Keep Writing panel. I've got a revision to finish.